Wait wait wait at drive up.
- Would you like to try blah blah blah?
- (ignoring whatever she said) Do you have any onion bagels?
- fsdfloiiusndm onion bagels.
- (sounds like yes?) Can I get an egg and cheese on an onion bagel?
- Blah blah go to the window.
At window. Wait wait.
- What kind of bagel did you want?
- (long pause) With just plain cream cheese?
- No. Egg and cheese.
Different girl comes back to the window.
- We don't have any onion bagels.
- (You liar!!) Okay, just plain then.